Beat Takeshi

Forgot to post this over the weekend. From my friend Phil:

Beat Takeshi would just shoot Chuck Norris’ ass.
Twice.

Then paint a surrealist portrait.
Write a book about the experience
of painting a surrealist portrait.
Shoot a movie about an old woman and a biker’s
experience with sea-slugs.
And compose a fart joke that would take 2 hours to tell.
And it would be the best joke ever.

Beat Takeshi has had sex.
Beat Takeshi is the sanest human alive.
Proof:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi_no_Chousenjou

All you need to know today.

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