Forgot to post this over the weekend. From my friend Phil:
Beat Takeshi would just shoot Chuck Norris’ ass.
Then paint a surrealist portrait.
Write a book about the experience
of painting a surrealist portrait.
Shoot a movie about an old woman and a biker’s
experience with sea-slugs.
And compose a fart joke that would take 2 hours to tell.
And it would be the best joke ever.
Beat Takeshi has had sex.
Beat Takeshi is the sanest human alive.
All you need to know today.
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