Beat Takeshi

Forgot to post this over the weekend. From my friend Phil:

Beat Takeshi would just shoot Chuck Norris’ ass.
Twice.
Then paint a surrealist portrait.
Write a book about the experience
of painting a surrealist portrait.
Shoot a movie about an old woman and a biker’s
experience with sea-slugs.
And compose a fart joke that would take 2 hours to tell.
And it would […]