Dear whoever sent us the short story “Friday Night Fool” and all other potential submitters to Wet Asphalt: please remember to include your name and email address with all submissions. Otherwise we don’t know who you are or how to get in contact with you even if we love your submission. Therefore, all such submissions […]
Archive for July, 2007
So, saw the Transformers movie, and I think I agree with Slate, that the original Transformers movie was better than this version. The sad fact of the matter is that Michael Bay is a terrible filmmaker. And yes, the special effects were great and the Transformers are freakin’ cool, but the script was nonsensical, and […]
This man’s name is Raphael:
Subjects: music, spanish, youtube, video
Forgot to post this over the weekend. From my friend Phil:
Beat Takeshi would just shoot Chuck Norris’ ass.
Then paint a surrealist portrait.
Write a book about the experience
of painting a surrealist portrait.
Shoot a movie about an old woman and a biker’s
experience with sea-slugs.
And compose a fart joke that would take 2 hours to tell.
And it would […]